BOARD FOR CRICKET

3 hours... all that they discussed was yesterday's cricket match - not ONE word on the company's progress!

FLU BLUES

I said - "I have mine too"... not SWINE FLU!!

AMBULANCE STANCE

If's Domino's pizza can do it... so can we!

FOILED BY OIL

Camouflage no longer works once you've gone swimming in the oil-spilt ocean!

'GRAVE' SITUATION

The lens is clean... Its the Taj Mahal that is yellow!!

MAN-RINE LIFE

Click all you can.... That's about the only marine 'life' we have left alive!

SPELL OF BAD WEATHER

Since most of the country is now under rising sea levels, we've decided to shorten the spelling of GREENLAND

UNIDENTIFIABLE FUZZY ORB

No sense invading that planet,boss... 2/3rd of it are submerged underwater and the remaining 1/3rd appears to be covered in some strange grey smog!

SUMMER BUMMER

Times have changed... those birds are now flying south for the SUMMER

ANGLING MANGLE

Cmon, pull harder! We seem to have caught a really big one!!

SMOG-GLES

No, no... you're staring at the smog. Your sunglasses are still with me!

HIGH TIDINGS

Tsunami, my foot! Its just high tide!!

DESPERATE MEASURES

Sssh... I've disguised it to look like stolen goods, but there's actually a whole bottle of water inside!!

DAMN DAM

What else could we have done?! The Arctic sea level is rising so fast that we just HAD to build a DAM!!

COLD ABODE

Well, with all this global warming melting our homes, I've started importing dry ice for my igloo... my house hasnt melted since then!

TIP TIPPED

That's not the tip of the iceberg... It is the entire iceberg itself!

ONE FLU OVER

Great news! Our son has 2 hairline fractures, one blood clot and severe dehydration... but his SWINE FLU result is negative! Isnt that wonderful?!

TOP PRIORITY

Oh, thank god - my mobile's safe!

GETTING THE BOOT

Prevention is better than cure

PRICE FOR SIZE

So do you still want to starve and attain a size-zero??

MISS-GUISE

Great disguise boss! Now no one would ever guess that you robbed the bank!

THIS POST REFERS TO THE SERIAL 'JASSI JAISI KOI NAHIN' WHICH FEATURED A NERDY GIRL IN THICK GLASSES,BRACES AND SIMPLE CLOTHES... HER LOOK BECAME QUITE ICONIC WHILE THE SHOW WAS ON AIR.

E-LACK-TIONS

No,no... you misunderstood! The one on the left is just the filmstar... you have to vote for the one on the right!

MESS-ILE

Idiot! .... That's the ball not a missile.... go and pick it up!

BREAK PAST BREAKFAST

Oh... he loves his bread and jam, its just that he likes to test her patience!

CELL-ULAR

I warned you... that cell phone's too small to see the numbers, isnt it?

BELOW THE BELT - II

Well... that's the second time you unfastened the wrong belt!

BELOW THE BELT - I

Whoops! Looks like you unfastened the wrong belt!

MASTER BLAST

Bomb blast? rubbish! India has won the match.. that's all!

FLAW AND ORDER

Next time i catch you driving without your seatbelt... I'll double the fine!

TITLE TATTLE

Miss Malhotra? Gosh... Is that a new title.. I've never heard of it!

TWIST TO THE GENTLEMAN'S SPORT

Well Sourav... I suppose you'll stick to a champagne bottle next victory?

POACH APPROACH

Heads... we kidnap a politician, Tails... we kidnap a filmstar...

MOBILE MOOLAH

Those rich brats can never resist showing off! They're actually talking to each other!

FOOTBALL IS RELIGION

So... which country are you supporting?

SEE-SEE-TV

STOP THAT...Junior... That's a security camera... you musnt do that...!

HOARDING HORROR

Idiot! It was supposed to read the other way round.. change it before someone sees it!

DEAF,DUMB AND DUMBER

Ask that idiot to slow down... that interpreter cannot catch up with his speed!

COLA CONFUSION

He's forgotten which Cola drink he's advertising!

RIGHT LEGGED BUT WRONG-FOOTED.

No wonder you've been tripping on stage all night Hrithik... you're wearing both shoes of the same foot!

AP-PLEA-ING

Its a new approach.. doesnt want to be too aggressive in his appealing!

THIS IS NO 'PUSH'OVER...

I said PUSH! Not pull!

SNAKE CHA-CHA-CHARMING

That's the latest Hrithik Roshan dance step I taught him... attracts more people now!

NOTHING TO LOSE ONE'S SHIRT OVER....

Poor fellow! The heat was getting to him!

ANIMAL INSTINCTS

Sir, some animal activists are here to protest against cruelty to animals in films... should I tell them its mechanical?

ITS REALLY QUITE AL-WRITE

Are you sure he's a real doctor? I mean, his hand-writing is so neat!

HAIR, THERE...EVERYWHERE

Well.. that was bound to happen... she had more hair on her eyes than at the back!

CHANGE BY CHANCE

Eh... I'm the driver of that auto and I was wondering if you have change for Rs. 20...!

NUMB-RELLA

Close that umbrella... dont you know its badluck to open it inside the house

FANTOM

Surprised? Havent you heard the old jungle saying...
"Fanta moves faster than the eye can see!"

THIS POST IS A GAG ON THE COMIC - PHANTOM... A MASKED SUPERHERO WHO OPERATES IN THE DENSE JUNGLES OF AFRICA. THE INHABITANTS OF THE JUNGLE HAD SEVERAL MYTHS AND LEGENDS REGARDING THE PHANTOM; OF WHICH ONE WAS, " PHANTOM CAN MOVE FASTER THAN THE EYE CAN SEE."

NO PAIN, NO DI-GAIN

I'm Digen Verma... no,no, I'm Digen Verma... Dont lie, I'm Digen... I've always been Digen...!

THIS POST REFERS TO THE FROOTI DRINK AD THAT HAD BECOME POPULAR FOR THE MYSTERIOUS AND FACELESS CHARACTER 'DIGEN VERMA' WHO ENDORSED THE DRINK. CURIOSITY LED PEOPLE TO WONDER WHO HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN... UNFORTUNATELY, THE INITIAL HYPE DIED A QUIET DEATH BEFORE THE PERSON'S FACE WAS ACTUALLY UNVEILED.