PETA 'EAT'A

You know, technically... they should be allowing that goat to chew on his leaves...

HOME AWAY FROM HOME

Cant understand what the big deal is about Shah Rukh Khan travelling around in a luxury van... we've been doing it for years!

TURNING STONES INTO MILESTONES

His dogs dies, he fails his exams, he broke a leg in a road accident.... but he chooses to cry only when Sachin Tendulkar scores a 200* in One-Day Cricket!!
SO HAVING WAITED FOR THE RIGHT TIME, I COULD BARELY CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT WHEN I COULD FINALLY SIEZE THE GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY....
YES! A 100 P-TAPS AND WHAT BETTER MOMENT TO CREATE A GAG ON THAN SACHIN'S HISTORIC 200* AGAINST SOUTH AFRICA. SO WHILE THE LITTLE MASTER ACHIEVED HIS DOUBLE CENTURY, I MANAGED TO SCORE A CENTURY TOO, IN MY OWN LITTLE WAY....