GUMS AND ROSES

Of course I want to hold your hand... but I got mine stuck to the chewing gum under the table accidentally!!

TRAPEZE SNEEZE

AAH-CHOO!!

SEER FOOD

Clams?! I was so sure they were going to serve me fish!!

THIS GAG IS IN REFERENCE TO PAUL,THE ORACLE OCTOPUS...POSSIBLY THE MOST ENDEARING ASPECT OF THE FIFA WORLD CUP,2010.

INCOGNI-TENDULKAR

Hey Sachin, remember how you've always wanted to walk past a crowd and not get mobbed? Well, now would be a good time!

CRY-STIANO RONA-LDO

So have they won or lost?! One can never tell from the amount these footballers seem to cry!!

ESCAPE-A-LATOR

Mom, come fast! These steps are going away!!