MODI-FY SEARCH

He he he... Oh, he's good, this Lalit Modi!

LACK DONALD'S

Madam, you came here and asked for something that's low-cal, low-fat, non-fried, vegan and light... here's your stack of tissues. Enjoy. Do visit us again!!

HAPPY DEARTH-DAY

What nonsense!! Only 3 people have wished me on Facebook! Am I that bad?!

'SHELL'ATIVES

Hey bro! Im feeling adventurous... Race you to that tree over there!