APPLE OF HIS i

Snow White would never go to that store, would she?!

WHOSE STORY

Yes, yes.. I heard you say you're writing an autobiography. What I asked you was whose it is!!

KOLA-VERITABLE

No dear, I'm not exaggerating. His first words today were not 'mama' or 'papa' but 'Kolaveri'!!

TAN-TOP

I forgot to go in and fell asleep out in the sun!

SKATE MISTAKE

Come back, you fool! I'm still washing the skating rink!!

BALL PAMPERING

Well, there wasnt any clean spot left on his clothing to rub the ball for shine!!

HAIR APP-RAISING

What an absurd haircut!!

CAUTION : SPEED GUMS AHEAD

No I havent 'slowed down even further'... I'm stuck on some discarded chewing gum!!

TEX MEX-MEN

Ok Wolverine, once you're done with the carrots, there's a sack of potatoes that I want you to chop!

DISASTER-PIECE

That's it, hold that pose! Its perfect for my masterpiece!!

HOME-NCLATURE

Hey, I understand 'sea-sick', 'motion-sick', 'car-sick', 'love-sick'... but what on earth does 'home-sick' mean ?!

THE CRUCIAL NETWORK

Never mind her old-fashioned clothes and awful hairstyle, can you believe that she still uses Orkut??

TWO TOO

Oh, I dont have quadruplets, I have twins. The other two are their reflections!

NIL-MET

I forgot to wear my helmet to work

DROLL STROLL

Oh, don't wait up for us...my wife and I are stepping out for a leisurely stroll!

ANNA-HILATED

You know what would be really ironic? If they make Anna Hazare the new Father of our Nation, print his face on our currency notes thanks to his anti-corruption drive and then make counterfeit notes of the very same!!

COSME-TRICK

Why should I waste my time and money on a real model? Everything is anyway digitally manipulated these days!!

SOLE STIRRING

Look mom, daddy had polished his shoes everywhere but the soles. So I did it for him!

SHELL-DOM APPEARANCE

Oh, my son used to be very cheerful and outgoing as a child. Only in the last few months he seems to have gone into a shell!

AID RAID

Come back! Your i-pod is here...that's your grandfather's hearing aid you're wearing!!

EYES FRONT

Son, you're still young now. When you gain experience in the army like me, you'll learn to develop eyes at the back of your head... just like me!!

BUG - CLOSE AND PERSONAL

Wow, this lens sure has a superb zoom capacity... I can see every detail on that bug!!

GUITAR RIFF-RAFF

So, now will you kindly get a haircut?!

SHELLY BELLY

Human - My tummy's grown so big, I havent seen my toes in years!

Warp - What's he complaining about? I havent seen my tummy itself in years!!

MOCK-ROACH

Go on, stamp me! Just remember, a million years later my descendents are going to be alive and yours will be extinct!!

DREAD CARPET

If you're wondering where everyone is at your movie premiere, they're all at home waiting for the live webcast on youtube!

BEAUTY IS THE BEAST

Look dear, I'm trying on this new cosmetic kit from the market... Its supposed to make me really beautiful !!

ITS A STEAL

Hey boss, look - there's a 70% discount sale at the mall nearby!!

HEAD OVER SHELLS

So who's going to tell the silly fellow that he's fallen for a cinnamon bun...??

NICO-TEENY

Relax dear... he's just having the lollipop I bought him!

SIX DIGIT FIGURE

No, no... you arent that drunk! That fellow really does have six fingers on his left hand!!

NO FAST, ONLY REPAST

Oh, this is no Anna Hazare-inspired fast... they simply refuse to eat the terrible canteen food!

CONTUSION CONFUSION

Well, it was dark this morning... and I got out of the wrong side of the shell!

FEE SPREE

Good grief! Just look at the fees for an MBA degree! Should we just push our son into IPL cricket??

SLUMP-IRE

I got fed up of that UDRS and left the field 5 overs back. They havent even missed me there yet!!

CHOOSE ALMIGHTY

IF GOD DECIDES TO SELECT A SUCCESSOR...

Heads- ARajnikanth, Tails - Sachin Tendulkar... and may they both take over if the coin lands on its edge!

BLOOM GLOOM

You told me this was a bud before we crossed the road!!

SLEDGE HOG

What am I supposed to tell him?! That's not even considered sledging!

GROW-CERY LIST

Yes, I know its the third time this week... but with all the soaring food prices in the market, its cheaper to just eat out in a five-star hotel!!

FEIGNING PAINTING

That's no one's masterpiece. I didnt get time to clean the fungus, so I put a frame around it... nobody has noticed!!

NO HEED TO SPEED

Now this should add insult to injury!!

FRIGHT ROPE WALK

Hey! Where did my 'Amazing Performing Tarantula go??!

HAIR APPARENT

No, I'm NOT having a bad hair day! Its very windy today...!!

TWEET FOR TAT

Sssh... not here. I heard him tell his friend that he is into TWITTER and knows how to tweet!!

EIGHT-LEGGED FREAKS

Well, no other weapon seems to work... and he's desperate to kill Spiderman!!

DECADE-DUNCE

There! I warned you,didnt I? We're late for the party!!