ANNA-HILATED

You know what would be really ironic? If they make Anna Hazare the new Father of our Nation, print his face on our currency notes thanks to his anti-corruption drive and then make counterfeit notes of the very same!!

COSME-TRICK

Why should I waste my time and money on a real model? Everything is anyway digitally manipulated these days!!

SOLE STIRRING

Look mom, daddy had polished his shoes everywhere but the soles. So I did it for him!

SHELL-DOM APPEARANCE

Oh, my son used to be very cheerful and outgoing as a child. Only in the last few months he seems to have gone into a shell!