SPAM JAM

Ok, I can get that the Government allows only 5 outgoing sms'/day to prevent communal violence. Now who is going to prevent all those useless incoming promotional sms' to prevent me from getting violent??

CANDLE AND CANT-DLE

Hey, how come grandpa gets only 2 candles on his cake?! I got 4 candles on my birthday!!

SLIME'S NOT ON TIME

SNAIL - Wouldnt it be cool to have a time machine!
WARP - I hardly think so... Any place I set out for, I anyway land up reaching only in the distant future!!