ONE DAY 'INTENTIONAL' RETIREMENT

That's it... I'm only going to watch T20 matches from now on! Sachin never played that format, so now that he has retired, I won't miss watching him play!!

DOOMSDAY 'REPORT'

Look I know our exams start on Dec 21, 2012. We might as well study for it... either way, we will be doomed, right??

MOBILE ON 'ROAMING'

Aha! So that's where I left my cell phone!!

SILENT TREATMENT

Alright, don't talk to me then! See if I care. What a bunch of snobs!!