CLUB DRUB

WIFE - I sure have gained a lot of weight in the last few months!

HUSBAND - Join the club...

WIFE - What are you talking about?? YOU haven't gained any weight at all!

HUSBAND - You're right, I haven't. I was asking you to join the health club to lose weight!

WET Met

So after viewing weather conditions today, the Met Department has predicted that monsoon shall arrive in two days' time....

BORROW SORROW

SLUG - Brrr! It sure is cold today. Wish I could borrow your shell for some protection.

SNAIL - What did that slug want with you??

WARP - A Home Loan.