AMAZIN' AMAZON

ELF - Hey Boss, we have way too many presents and not enough time to deliver them to all the children in the world! What can we do???

SANTA - Use Amazon.com. I believe their drones deliver at very short notice. Matter solved. 

GOOD GRAVY!

COMMON MAN  - Eeeeek! Look at all that blood. I've lost my appetite for dinner tonight!

THE DOCTOR - Eeek! Look at that gravy. How will I be able to perform the surgery later??

FAIRY TRAILS

HUMAN - So Hansel and Gretel left a trail of bread crumbs in the forest. When they woke up in the morning, the birds had eaten them and they couldn't find their way back home...

WARP - Hansel and Gretel should have been snails. No bird would ever bother eating a slime trail!