ALL BETS ARE OFF

FRIEND 1 - Hey, they're holding a bet on the which news item will create the bigger sensation - The US elections or the Rs. 500 & 1000 notes ban. You fellows want to wager?

FRIEND 2 - SURE!

Uhhh, so I can spare 37 rupees...

FRIEND 3 - And I'll have to do with 104 rupees!

CONSPI-RACY

It's a conspiracy, I tell you! First, these Telecom companies offer amazing 4G internet networks and packages. Then, the Government bans all Torrent and porn downloading sites.
What on earth are we supposed to make of this???

MOUSE CONTROL

DURGA - What happened?? Why is Ganesha late?
HANUMAN - He had trouble parking his vehicle...