Sunday, July 16, 2017

LET THE GAME BEGIN


HERMIT - Welcome to the mountain summit and my hermitage, my son. Are you here to discover the true meaning of life?

FAN - No, your Grace. I just want to be far away from any Game of Thrones spoilers and this seemed like the perfect spot!

Tuesday, July 4, 2017

DEVEL-UPS AND DOWNS

SNAIL WIFE - You know dear, I've been wanting to remodel the house. Especially after seeing those ads.
SNAIL FRIEND - What did your wife want, bro??
WARP - Plastic surgery.