HONOUR AMONG THIEVES

Remember to just rob the place and not cause any other trouble. We're respectful thieves and with this whole MeToo movement in the news, I don't want you to bring any dishonour to our gang!

JAR-GONE

FRIEND - How is it that your teenage son doesn't speak English as well as your toddler does??
MOTHER - That's because the former's idol is Kanye West, while the latter's is Peppa Pig.