MULTI-TASKING GODDESS

FATHER - Kids, listen to this beautiful quote - God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.

MOTHER - There, you see?? Even God cannot do everything at once. And you people expect me to cook, clean, do the laundry, iron and listen to your woes all at the same time!!

WORK FROM HOME SYNDROME

JANUARY 2020 - If you don't go to school. you'll only grow up to be a house maid!

MARCH 2020 (Corona Virus lock down) - Mop a little harder there. You missed a spot.

ISOLATION CONSOLATION

EARTH - Who would have thought that this would be the solution...
All my people have to do in order to live in harmony is to stay as far away from each other as possible!

CUR-FEW CUR-MANY

ON A REGULAR DAY -
FRIEND 1 - Hey bro, come and look at that beautiful sunset outside.

FRIEND 2 - Not now man. Let me finish posting my updates on Facebook,Twitter and Instagram.

ON THE JANATA CURFEW DAY -

I wonder how much the grass has grown since last night... I hope we have enough milk and tomatoes in the refrigerator... I wonder if that pothole has gotten deeper on the main road... Why are all the birds chirping so loudly in the trees....

OUTBREAK BREAK OUT

THIEF - Quick, let us get out of here before someone sees us!

MOTHER - Look at those responsible citizens wearing masks during this Corona Virus outbreak!

BEHIND EVERY MASK

HA HA HA! Look at them!

MASK TASK

TEACHER - So children, with this whole Corona Virus global outbreak, we encourage you all to wear masks to keep the infection from spreading.

SU-MOVE WRESTLING

SPECTATOR - So the challenge is to try and move that mighty Sumo wrestler. Looks quite tough, doesn't it??

Not exactly what I had in mind, but, Golly, he sure managed to 'move' that wrestler!

PROFESSIONS OF A PROFESSION

FATHER - A salon stylist?? Are you sure you want to be touching people's body hair for the rest of your life for a living??

SON - So what, dad - as a pathologist, you touch people's blood and urine for a living!

ONION ZINDABAD - II

WAITER - Sir, would you like me to pack the rest of the Chef'a special biryani to take back home?

CUSTOMER - Forget the biryani. Just pack all these onion slices that you served on the side. I'll take those back home. 

ONION ZINDABAD - I

Hello?? Is this the Income Tax department? Yes, I'd like to report my affluent neighbour. I've been observing large bags of onions being delivered to their house frequently and find it very suspicious!