SAVE THE DATE

WIFE - I don't care for all these silly celebrations - Mother's Day, WOMEN'S DAY etc. To me, every day should be special and enjoyed equally!

HUSBAND - And yet, you made me sleep on the couch when I forgot our wedding anniversary...

 

SKIP THE BUMP

 FRIEND - Hi. what's up?

Why are you giving me a fist bump?? Take my temperature, you fool!